Woman's dictionary... really funny... but still true

[المكاويه]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii

How r u dear members

missing u sooooooooo much

since im unable to post a lesson, though i wanted to, i decided to post sth funny and interesting

some of whats being said is true,,,, i believe

wish u like it, i got it through email

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Woman Dicitonery

Yes == No

No == Yes

Maybe == No

I'm sorry == You'll be sorry

We need == I want

It's your decision == My correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want == You'll pay for this later

We need to talk == I need to complain

Sure go ahead == I don't want you to

I'm not upset == Of course I'm upset, you moron

This kitchen is so inconvenient == I want a new house

I want new curtains == carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise == I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? == I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? == I did something today you're going to hate

I'll be ready in a minute == Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate == Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? ==[Too late, you're dead

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حقيقي حريم اخر زمن

سلاااااااااااااااام

[Abu Assel]

A new way for showing
thank my brother

[LongJohnSilver]

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حلو كثير هذا الدرس ، مشكورة أختي المكاوية ^_^

[psx-ps3-ps3-ps4]

Hi sis,

Long time no see.We missed you so much

LooooooL
Very funny , and it is absolutly true(I'm gonna DIE)

Thank you very much dear sis

And we are waiting for more and more from you



Bye

[joethehunter]

Yes , my dear sister... It is really funny...... but true as you said........ And needs to be studied very well ......Otherwise , ........You , of course , know what would happen.........

Thank you indeed for such a nice topic....Don't go away ..... Keep on writing...
Bye.....

[Angemon]

Lol, hilarious

Woman are annoying these days, yet we adore them

Thanks

[المكاويه]

A new way for showing

thank my brother

sorry brother
but i couldnt get ur point
would u plz clarify ur point
thank u anyway for dropping by
BTW,,,, i am a sister not a brohter
lol

[المكاويه]

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حلو كثير هذا الدرس ، مشكورة أختي المكاوية ^_^

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درس و لا كل الدروس
بس ايش رايك في المدرسه المفسده خخخخخخخخخخ
مشكور لمرورك اخوي
اسعدني جداااااااااااااا تواجدك
يعطيك العافيه

[مستر حريقة]

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هع!

الموضوووووع كذا


شكراا^^

thanx dear keep it up


Mistra La Dictionaria^^
نكشتا ركشتا^^

[mohammedsamih]

جزاك الله خيرا
أضحك الله سنك كما أضحكتنا
مشاركة مفيدة و جميلة

[Digerati]

That's hilarious



Great post there sis



God, finally, but hey I didn't expect that from a woman



Hehe, I guess I did'nt see that comin



Anyways thnx again sis

[المكاويه]

Hi sis,

Long time no see.We missed you so much

LooooooL
Very funny , and it is absolutly true(I'm gonna DIE)

Thank you very much dear sis

And we are waiting for more and more from you



Bye

Hi brother
where have u been
and where r u
we miss u too
thank u for passing by
nice of u
dont get away
c ya