|()|-- : THE WOMAN AND THE GENIE : --|()|
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A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie . The amazed
woman asked if she got three wishes . The genie said , "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth . I'm a one-wish genie . So ...
!? what'll it be
The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the
Middle East . See this map ? I want these countries to stop fighting with each
other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and
. " vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed , "Lady, be
. reasonable
These countries have been at war for thousands of years . I'm out of
shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years .. I'm good but not
THAT good ! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and
. " please be reasonable
The woman thought for a minute and said, " Well , I've never been able to
find the right man . You know - one that's considerate and fun,romantic,
likes to cook and help with the house cleaning,and gets
along with my family, doesn't watch al jazira all the time, and
. is faithful
. " That is what I wish for... a good man
The genie let out a sigh and said, " Let me see the stupid
" !!! map again