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    الموضوع: Difference between boys and girls

    1. #1
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      05-12-2001
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      Difference between boys and girls

      > Boys:
      >> > 1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.
      >> > 2. Insert card
      >> > 3. Dial code and desired amount
      >> > 4. Take the cash, the card and the slip
      >> >
      >> > Girls:
      >> > 1. Drive to the bank
      >> > 2. Engine stalled
      >> > 3. Check make-up in the mirror
      >> > 4. Apply perfume
      >> > 5. Manually check haircut
      >> > 6. Park the car - failure
      >> > 7. Park the car - failure
      >> > 8. Park the car - Success
      >> > 9. Search for the card in the handbag
      >> > 10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
      >> > 11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
      >> > 12. Look for bank card.
      >> > 13. Insert Card
      >> > 14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written) in
      >>Handbag
      >> > 15. Enter code
      >> > 16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
      >> > 17. #Cancel#
      >> > 18. Re-enter code
      >> > 19. #Cancel#
      >> > 20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code
      >> > 21. Enter desired amount
      >> > 22. #Error#
      >> > 23. Enter bigger amount
      >> > 24. #Error#
      >> > 25. Enter maximum amount
      >> > 26. Cross fingers
      >> > 27. Take cash
      >> > 28. Go back to the car
      >> > 29. Check make up in rear mirror
      >> > 30. Look for keys in handbag
      >> > 31. Start car
      >> > 32. Drive 50 meters
      >> > 33. STOP
      >> > 34. Drive back to bank machine
      >> > 35. Go out of the car
      >> > 36. Take card and ticket back from machine
      >> > 37. Go back to the car
      >> > 38. Throw card on passenger seat
      >> > 39. Throw slip on the floor
      >> > 40. Check make up in rear mirror
      >> > 41. Manually check haircut
      >> > 42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
      >> > 43. BRAKE
      >> > 44. Go into roundabout - right way
      >> > 45. Drive 5 kilometers
      >> > 46. Remove hand brake
      >> > 47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because
      >>of HIM.




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    2. #2
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      14-11-2002
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      Saudi Arabia,Riyadh
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      LOL
      Thanks man::0)
      I want to run
      I want to hide
      I want to tear down the walls
      That hold me inside
      I want to reach out
      And touch the flame
      Where the streets have no name

      I want to feel sunlight on my face
      I see the dust cloud disappear
      Without a trace
      I want to take shelter from the poison rain
      Where the streets have no name

      Where the streets have no name
      Where the streets have no name
      We're still building
      Then burning down love
      Burning down love
      And when I go there
      I go there with you
      It's all I can do

      The city's aflood
      And our love turns to rust
      We're beaten and blown by the wind
      Trampled in dust
      I'll show you a place
      High on a desert plain
      Where the streets have no name

      Where the streets have no name
      Where the streets have no name
      We're still building
      Then burning down love
      Burning down love
      And when I go there
      I go there with you
      It's all I can do
      Our love turns to rust
      We're beaten and blown by the wind
      Blown by the wind
      Oh, and I see love
      See our love turn to rust
      We're beaten and blown by the wind
      Blown by the wind
      Oh, when I go there
      I go there with you
      It's all I can do

    3. #3
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      05-12-2001
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      u r welcome maaaaaaaan




      aarr55@hotmail.com

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