Have U Ever Wonder

[Sander]

Have U Ever Wonder?
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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
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Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery?"
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Why don't you ever see the headline?
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Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start?"
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is
Made with real lemons??
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Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker??
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes. Why don't
They make the whole plane out of that stuff!?
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress!
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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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Thanx Ever So Much… Hope You like It
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* اي خدمات ترجمه ترى نحن حاضرين.. لاتستحون خذوا راحتكم انتم في ضيافة ساندر

[يالطيف الطف]

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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From my own experience I found that’s wrong!
Oops did I say that!

well thx, and keep wondering maybe one day u will get "thinner"

[FinalFantasy9]

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start?"

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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

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When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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Thanx Ever So Much… Hope You like It

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LOOOOL

... Thank you for the topic i really loved it

وشــــــــــــــــــــــــــكراً

[Sander]

يالطيف الطف

Lo0oL maybe rain will make you shrink too

Or one shower will ha ha ha you take a bath and shrink

Thanx for your cute reply doode and I will keep wondering


FinalFantasy9

You're welcome pal

I'm glad you like it

[NZ.Citizen]

lol that is soooooooo funny

i liked the mascara one

and yea why do we do that i just realized it



hey u forgot something

why guys always sing or whistle when they r shaving


?????



thx sander for the wondeful topic

[Sander]

You're welcome girl!

Thanx for replying

And yeah.. well I don't know if they all sing while shaving but I don't

Thanx again sis

[يالطيف الطف]

You're welcome girl!



Thanx for replying

And yeah.. well I don't know if they all sing while shaving but I don't

Thanx again sis

u scream!

[Sander]

Actually I don't shave

Kidding… I remain silence and I turn on some music