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    الموضوع: الحريم اذكى .. "ان كيدكن عظيم"

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      الحريم اذكى .. "ان كيدكن عظيم"

      خخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخ
      الموضوع يكشف مدى سطحيه الرجال و عدم فهمهم لبواطن الامور
      و مدى دهاء النساء و عزة انفسهن
      اسيبكم مع الموضوع الخطـــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــير
      *****************
      The Silent Treatment
      =====================

      A man and his wife were having problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment

      This had gone on for several weeks when the man realized he would need his wife to wake him up at 5:00 A.M. for an early flight to Sydney

      Not wanting to be the first one to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper

      "Please wake me at 5:00 A.M."

      The next morning the man woke up only to discover it was

      9:00A.M., and he had missed his business flight

      Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him, when he noticed a piece of paper beside his bed

      It said...in big bold, black print...

      "IT'S 5:00 A.M., WAKE UP!!!"

      *********
      LoooooooooooooooooooooooooooL
      NOW
      what do u think men
      ??????????????????????
      سبحان الله و الحمد لله و لا اله الا الله و الله أكبر
      لا اله الا انت سبحانك اني كنت من الظالمين

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      مشاركة: الحريم اذكى .. "ان كيدكن عظيم"



      خخخخخخخخخخخ
      (i like2 write this n Arabic)

      :icon6:

      nice joke
      I read it before now but n Arabic ^^


      aha





      U wanna now 2 know what our

      opinion about

      women wittiness

      it's well-known

      the women r more

      quickness & clever & smarter & beati




      than men

      Rn't we???






      oh


      u ask men!....

      i'm so sorry

      thanx Makkawia
      & salamOoOoOoOo^^

      :icon6:

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      مشاركة: الحريم اذكى .. "ان كيدكن عظيم"

      الموضوع يكشف مدى سطحيه الرجال و عدم فهمهم لبواطن الامور
      و مدى دهاء النساء و عزة انفسهن
      hiiiii

      it is a nice joke
      but don't u think that u laughed at ur females friends
      even if the woman were right or wrong ...she must obey her husband
      and u can't prove the opposite
      u know what Allah said
      But in fact i like it alot ...not for the way itself
      but the way u wrote it for us
      thank u and see u later with another joke

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      مشاركة: الحريم اذكى .. "ان كيدكن عظيم"

      اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة ~**Chipsa_ya**~

      خخخخخخخخخخخ
      (i like2 write this n Arabic)

      :icon6:

      nice joke
      I read it before now but n Arabic ^^


      aha





      U wanna now 2 know what our

      opinion about

      women wittiness

      it's well-known

      the women r more

      quickness & clever & smarter & beati
      EXACTLY



      than men

      Rn't we???






      oh


      u ask men!....

      i'm so sorry
      u r most welcome to replay dear chepsaia
      i said that just to tease them
      thanx Makkawia
      & salamOoOoOoOo^^

      :icon6:
      Thank u for passing by
      see u later
      سبحان الله و الحمد لله و لا اله الا الله و الله أكبر
      لا اله الا انت سبحانك اني كنت من الظالمين

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      مشاركة: الحريم اذكى .. "ان كيدكن عظيم"

      اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Another_One








      but don't u think that u laughed at ur females friends

      even if the woman were right or wrong ...she must obey her husband

      and u can't prove the opposite

      u know what Allah said

      But in fact i like it alot ...not for the way itself

      but the way u wrote it for us



      thank u and see u later with another joke

      Well
      As a matter of fact
      the woman has not disobeyed her husband
      he didnt ask her to wake him up using words or sounds
      there r many ways to wake someone up
      Besides
      f we r talking about obeying Allah, he should be blamed
      coz Allah ordered men to be understanding and patient with their wives
      but they never obey
      so, am i laughing at my female friends or at my male enemies
      خخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخ
      Thank u for passing by
      and for the nice comment
      and for the cute complemnt
      See u later
      سبحان الله و الحمد لله و لا اله الا الله و الله أكبر
      لا اله الا انت سبحانك اني كنت من الظالمين

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      f we r talking about obeying Allah, he should be blamed

      as i thought .... as a kind woman ....u can't say anyhting against ur
      gender
      coz Allah ordered men to be understanding and patient with their wives
      but they never obey
      i know .... but don't u know that women must knee for their husbands .... if it is unforbidden
      so, am i laughing at my female friends or at my male enemies

      laughing at urself.... go and study... or we will laugh at ur bad marks ... (la samah Allah)


      allah with u sister .... so .... so .... nothing

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      laughing at urself.... go and study... or we will laugh at ur bad marks ... (la samah Allah)


      allah with u sister .... so .... so .... nothing
      Dont say that
      حراااااااااااام عليك!!!!!!!!!!
      ليه تفاول علي????????????
      i think i would get a high mark
      coz im a good one
      no one shall ever laugh at my grades
      everyone is used to praise them
      BTW, im studying
      just keep praying for me
      سبحان الله و الحمد لله و لا اله الا الله و الله أكبر
      لا اله الا انت سبحانك اني كنت من الظالمين

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      مشاركة: الحريم اذكى .. "ان كيدكن عظيم"

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