I woke up this morning in bed
Felt a big bump on my head
,My pajamas were blue not red
I thought my name was Ted
,In the mirror I was a fright
Strange changes in the night
My hair was green not brown
My face painted as a clown
My toothbrush two feet long
Paste purple wurple strong
,Rushing to dress for school
?I wondered can this be true
The superman suit was a trip
I won't wear Barbie's pink slip
,Shoes didn't fit my three feet
But smelled so very sweet
The time was thirteen o'clock
Waiting for me was the Rock
,Sitting in my Star Wars cup
To my surprise I then woke up
Ciao