Cooking Eggs

[wahhab]

Cooking Eggs

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going
to STICK! Careful.

CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!
Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?

Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him.

"What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

[المكاويه]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
very cooooooooooool
i laughed at it
thank u
but please brother ,, these English jokes belong to the English forum
and a little advice
try to choose more attractive titles for ur jokes,, coz they are really funny
but nobody notices that
c ya

[joethehunter]

That was really fantastic

Lots of thanks my dear brother


Let me suggest a more catching
title
for
that
amusing
story..OK

How about ??


" A typical lorry driver "






Good luck dear friend


Bye