how to discover if you are a psycho
hi friends come with me and answer my questions, but honesty ha. to know if you are a psycho. 0
A)- when you go to the mall, is your main objective to:-0
a- get through the mall, buying only things you like/ need/ want, at those handy bargain prices
b- get through the mall, without breathing
c- get through the mall, spitting on every security guard you see
d- nothing, you've already been kicked out
B)- when you are invited to a fancy party, you go:-0
a- in your brand new, top-of-the-line, designer suit and socialize the whole time you are at the party
b- same thing, minus the suit
c- hit everyone you see
d-first b, then c
C)- when in class/ at work, do you:-0
a- work hard and use your time efficiently
b- pick your nose
c- pick your neighbor's nose
d- MACE your neighbor
D)- if a bear escaped the cage & attacked you at the zoo when you and your family are taking a tour, would you:-0
a- hide, quietly curled up into a ball until the bear goes away
b- fight the bear for the last Twinkie
c- allow the bear to eat your parents while you escaped- join the bear and eat your parents also
d-join the bear and eat your parents also
E)- when your family takes you out to fancy restaurant, you:-0
a- smile politely at the waitress, remembering to say –please-and –thank you- when you order
b- introduce the people at the next table to your years supply of chewed gum, which you have named hardly
c- give the waitress a nose ting with your butter knife
d- all of the above
F)- when you are driving down a street in your town, you:-0
a- remember everything you learned from your driving school class
b- pretend to run over everyone who crosses the street in front of you, whether they have the right of way or not
c- score yourself 5 points for cats, 10 for dogs
d- same, with a bonus 50 points for traffic officers
G)- you regard your sibling as :-0
a- someone who loves and respects you
b- someone to do your homework
c- someone who is also an extra 50 bonus points
d- any easy target
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mostly D= I think you're perfectly normal! This is what I got, too
mostly C= as if you got mostly C's, you liar. Seek help
mostly B= how can you sleep at night? People like you make me sic
mostly A= you're so twisted, I don't even know what to tell you. There's not even any help for your kind. If were you, I'd lock myself in the basement and never come out
I hope to like what I wrote bye bye
and i translated a quarter of paragraph words
ومالزماننا عيب سوانا