احفاد القردة والخنازير يصنعون مرحاض "اكرمكم الله" للمصحف الكريم ..

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أخي العزيز.....

المقال أقذر من أن يوصف بالقذارة، ويكفيه ما فيه من ألفاظ مخجلة ومخزية، لقد قرأته سابقا عندما وضع أحد الإخوة الموضوع الخاص بتصميم المرحاض إياه ولم أنقل الموضوع ولم ينقله الأخ لأنه صراحة شيء مقرف وبذيء جدا.


وعلى العموم شكرا لك على اهتمامك.

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والي الموقع محظور عندهم هذا ما هو مكتوب فيه

Wednesday, February 22, 2006 Toilet Manufacturer To Introduce Koran-Accommodating Islamoflusher5/18/2005 - Staff

Note from staff Sometimes, life effortlessly outpaces art. This story actually happened, according to a rumor in late 2005. A west coast businessman was going to market the toilet, but a local chapter of the Better Business Bureau convinced him to halt production, citing bad taste. Apparently, the almighty dollar DOESN'T trump everything in America. So...for our Muslim friends out there, let it be known this satire is not intended to offend, but simply chronicled a story that was floating about late last year.

An American toilet manufacturer is currently designing a new model that will "flush the bulkiest of Korans," sources said yesterday.

A spokesman for Krap King, Inc. said the company would have the new "Islamoflusher" model in stores for the spring, when Americans do their most flushing – sacred religious texts included. The new toilet would "help prevent and possibly eliminate" situations like the recent Newsweek story, which reported that American interrogators at Guantanamo Bay flushed a Koran down the toilet to "intimidate" suspected terrorists.

"The toilet backed up when the Koran clogged it," said an anonymous Krap King employee. "A detainee witnessed the whole thing, and...BAM! Next thing you know, there's 17 dead and hundreds injured during anti-American rioting. Our toilet will prevent such incidents. If an interrogator puts a Koran in, that sucker ain't coming back up."

Newsweek has since retracted the story, but Krap King is proceeding nonetheless. "Preventative measures," said an anonymous employee. "Plus, this is the toilet industry's big chance to shed its aura of obscurity and really make a splash."

The ACLU released a statement denouncing the toilet. "This toilet shall accommodate Talmuds and Bibles," the statement read. "And we're checking into sacred Hindu and Buddhist texts, too. We will not have the toilet industry marketing their product for the sole purpose of humiliating Muslims." "We've gone after Big Tobacco and Big Oil before," the statement continued. "There's no reason why we won't confront Big Toilets on this issue." "If Krap King can make an extra buck by being able to flush all the major religious books," said another employee, "get ready for our Atheist 4000 model."