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READ THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATIONS
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George W Bush and Condolisa Rice are having a meeting... read on
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? George: Condi ! Nice to see you . What's happening
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China
. George: Great. Tell me all about it
. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China
. George: That's what I want to know
! Condi: That's what I'm telling you
George: That's what I'm asking you . Who is the new leader of
? China
. Condi: Yes
. George: I mean the fellow's name
. Condi: Hu
. George: The guy in China
. Condi: Hu
. George: The new leader of China
. Condi: Hu
! George: The main man in China
. Condi: Hu is leading China
? George: Now whaddya' asking me for
. Condi: I'm telling you , Hu is leading China
? George: Well , I'm asking you . Who is leading China
! Condi: That's the man's name
? George: That's who's name
. Condi: Yes
George: Will you, or will you not , tell me the name of the
? new leader of China
. Condi: Yes, sir
George: Yassir ? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was dead
. in the Middle East
. Condi: That's correct
? George: Then who is in China
. Condi: Yes , sir
? George: Yassir is in China
. Condi: No , sir
? George: Then who is
. Condi: Yes, sir
? George: Yassir
. Condi: No, sir
George: Look Condi . I need to know the name of the new leader
of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the
. phone
? Condi: Kofi
. George: No , thanks
? Condi: You want Kofi
. George: No
. Condi: You don't want Kofi
George: No. But now that you mention it , I could use a glass of
.milk. And then get me the U.N
Condi: Yes, Sir
.George: Not Yassir ! The guy at the U.N
? Condi: Kofi
? George: No, Milk ! Will you please make the call
? Condi: And call who
? George: Who is the guy at the U.N
Condi: Hu is the guy in China
!? George: Will you stay out of China
. Condi: Yes , sir
George: And stay out of the Middle East ! Just get me the guy
.at the U.N
? Condi: Kofi
! George: All right ! With cream and two sugars
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the other conversation
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Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets with President Bill
. Clinton
The instructor told Mori " Prime Minister, when you shake hand
' ? with President Clinton , please say ' how are you
" ? Then Mr Clinton should say, " I am fine, and you
. ' Now you should say ' me too
.. Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you
... It looks quite simple , but the truth is
" ? When Mori met Clinton , he mistakenly said " Who Are You
Mr Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with
: Humour
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" Well , I am Hilary's husband, ha ha ..."
" Then Mori replied confidently " Me too, ha ha ha
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