Computer Quotes

[MustafaMM]

Salam everyone
I came up with some Computer Quotes
& I truely hope you like them

What is a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.

What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.

Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.

What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.

To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.

Computers are not intelligent.
They only think they are.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.

The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.

Awaiting your replies

[Exna]

lovely as always
thanks brother

I adore all your topics

[:: HiDEY ::]

Lovely, as Exna said
But did you really com eup with this by yourself
???

[Amal Sayed]

Asslam Alikum,
I agree with Hidey it is really lovely and funny but the qustion is did you REALLY came up with it?????

[مستر حريقة]

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.

Good one

?Whats your favorite key


Thank you Mustaffa

[MustafaMM]

LOL
Did I really write Came up with??
I swear I meant passed by & wanted to share with you...

Anyway, Thank you my dear Sisters & Brother Ahmad for your sweet replies....

Thanks a lot... Will come up with a thread of my own soon.....



Salam

[المكاويه]

To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer

loooooooooooooooooooooool
D:
very funny
thanksss alot
bye

[katsumi san]

Very funny & amusing quotes
thanks a lot brother mustafa
for sharing
^^

[lynda]

its really funy great topic
>> amazing like always <<
ta ...ta