Riyadh, again...bleh !
I got back from our lovely capital at Wednesday, and I gotta admit
I just lov...lo...ehm, LOVE that city
seriously, I really do..what ? you don't believe me?
now thats just rude, am even smiling
see ?
ok fine, I fregging hate it !
its too depressing
too hot
too jammed
and too, umm...BORING !
I mean seriously, what the heck are you supposed to do for fun in there ?
its not like Jeddah is much better, but still...we do have the BEACH
anyway, this was like the 4th time in the course of 3 weeks
and thats just bleh !
to make matters worse, I decided to go there...by BUS !
why ? well...I never took a road trip to Riyadh before for one, and I thought, hey..why don't you save money and enjoy the natural landscape while you are at it ..nice, ha ?
well...NO !
yes, I know am crazy..thank you for pointing that out !
there is nothing to see, I swear...your eyes will go like yellow-ish
and you know whats the best part ?
it wasn't even my money !
the company was paying for the whole thing lol
I was being stingy, with someone else's money
how cool is that ?
so there I was, sitting in that bus..staring at that rock
huh ? what rock you say ?
doesn't matter, see one rock and you've seen them all =D
anyway, as I said..I was sitting there, penetrating my skin with sharp objects just so I have something to do, since the book I took with me was like a total mess...I mean how is it possible for an Arab to butcher his own language ? but we are not talking bout that now..I guess by now you already figured out that I wasn't all too happy with my saving plan :P
and out of no where comes this guy
a very very very talkative young man
he comes all the way to the seat in the very end of the bus
where I was sitting, alone by the way
and he sits next to me
no problem, right ?
errrrrr, wrong !
for some reason..he decides to act like my best friend
so he starts talking...to me
and am all like o really ? hahaha, good one man
you know, just going along
trying to be polite and all
and before you know it, the guy starts cursing and talking crap
I mean like seriously messed up stuff
Slim Shady would run off in shame had he heard what that guy had to say
talking about girls, and then boys, back to girls again
I tried telling him that he was sharing too much
but all was in vain
at some point, maybe after an hour of cursing and calling people names, I decide that enough was enough..
so I looked at the guy
called his name
made sure he was looking straight into my eyes
and I said
dude, why the hell are you being my friend ?
he startled
didn't know what to say
kept his mouth shut for like 5 seconds
and then he said
hey man, am just trying to have some fun, you know...trying to be the cool guy
I was like, dude..I hate cool guys
but ..
no buts !
but ..
go sit over there !
yes sir !
I swear, he said that
I know I know, that was mean
but honestly, that was me being nice
I actually thought about a way of taking one of the seats off and smacking the guy to death with it...and then smacking his soulless body some more just to make sure !
he was that annoying !
but hey, don't get the wrong idea girls...am a super nice guy
guys, you can get whatever idea you like
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PS: I have this super cool idea for the poor people of Riyadh, a device like the water heater..its called D's Supper Dooper big Fat Water Cooler !
you know, to cool off water before you take a shower ?
you think it would make me some money ?
I really do hope so !
fading out
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