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>Intelligence Test in 6 Questions
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>Read the question, then try to answer---then check your answer by scrolling
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>WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER?
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>ANSWER: BREAD.... IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN GIVE UP NOW AND GO AND FIND
>YOURSELF A SHOE BOX AS YOU CAN'T HANDLE LIFE....
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>IF YOU SAID "BREAD" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ON TO QUESTION 2
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>(Q2) SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "SILK".....WHAT DO COWS DRINK?
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>ANSWER: "WATER"
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>IF YOU SAID "MILK," THEN MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU DO NOT TRY THE NEXT
>QUESTION, AS IT MAY SEEM THAT YOUR BRAIN CELL IS OVER - TAXED, YOU NEED A
>HOLIDAY...MAY I SUGGEST CHILDREN'S WORLD?
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>IF YOU SAID "WATER" THEN YOU MAY GO ONTO QUESTION 3
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>(Q3) IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A BLUE HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF
>BLUE BRICKS, A PINK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK HOUSE IS MADE
>OUT OF BLACK BRICKS.... WHAT IS A GREEN HOUSE MADE OUT OF?
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>ANSWER: "GLASS" IF YOU SAID "GREEN BRICKS" THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
>STILL DOING HERE READING THESE QUESTIONS!!!!
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>IF YOU SAID "GLASS" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ONTO QUESTION 4
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>(Q4) 20 YEARS AGO A PLANE IS FLYING AT 20,000 FT, OVER THE OLD COUNTRY
>GERMANY WHEN 2 OF THE ENGINES FAIL, THE PILOT REALIZING THAT THE LAST
>REMAINING ENGINE WAS FAILING, HE DECIDES A CRASH LANDING PROCEDURE, BUT
>UNFORTUNATELY THE ENGINE FAILS BEFORE TIME AND THE PLANE CRASHES SMACK
>BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF "NO MANS LAND" THE LAND BETWEEN EAST GERMANY AND
>WEST GERMANY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERLIN WALL, ..... WHERE WOULD YOU BURY
>THE SURVIVORS EAST GERMANY, WEST GERMANY OR IN "NO MANS LAND"? !
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>ANSWER: YOU DON'T BURY "SURVIVORS" IF YOU SAID ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE
>SENTENCE ABOVE THEN PLEASE NEVER FLY, YOU MAY CAUSE MORE DAMAGE SHOULD THE
>PLANE CRASH!!!
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>IF YOU SAID THE SENTENCE ABOVE THEN CARRY ON TO QUESTION 5
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>Q5) IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th OF A DEGREE EVERY MINUTE THEN
>HOW MANY DEGREES WILL THE HOUR HAND TRAVEL IN 1 HOUR?
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>ANSWER: "1 DEGREE" IF YOU SAID "360 DEGREES", OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE
>ANSWER, MAY I CONGRATULATE YOU ON GETTING THIS FAR...BUT BE HONEST WITH
>YOURSELF,
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>DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE LAST AND FINAL QUESTION?
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>IF YOU SAID "1 DEGREE" THEN PLEASE GO ON TO THE LAST QUESTION
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>Q6) **WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR** YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS FROM LONDON TO
>MILFORD HAVEN (WALES) IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS, IN READING 6
>PEOPLE GET OFF, 9 PEOPLE GET ON, IN SWINDON 2 PEOPLE GET OFF, 4 PEOPLE GET
>ON, IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE GET OFF, 16 PEOPLE GET ON, IN SWANSEA 3 PEOPLE
>GET OFF, 5 PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARMARTHEN, 6 PEOPLE GET OFF,3 PEOPLE GET ON
>THE BUS THEN PULLS INTO MILFORD HAVEN BUS DEPOT.....
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>WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE BUS DRIVER?
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>ANSWER: "YOUR NAME." READ THE FIRST LINE.


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