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    الموضوع: Have you ever read this story? lol

    1. #1
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      Thumbs up Have you ever read this story? lol

      It's me again
      How R U All
      I'm here just to ask and make sure that you are Ok

      do u believe


      ok this is a story from the Word Perfect Helpline, transcribed word for word

      I've picked it up to you just to have fun with it

      Have a nice stay

      >>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<



      ?" Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you

      ." Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect

      ??" Operator: "What sort of trouble

      ."Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away

      ?"Operator: "Went away

      ."Caller: "They disappear

      ?" Operator: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now

      ." Caller: "Nothing

      ??" Operator: "Nothing

      ."Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type

      ??" Operator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out

      ?" Caller: "How do I tell

      ??" Operator: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen

      ?" Caller: "What's a sea-prompt

      ?" Operator: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the scree

      ." Caller: "There isn't any cursor: I told you , it won't accept anything I type

      ??" Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator

      ?" Caller: "What's a monitor

      Operator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.

      ??" Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on:

      ." Caller: "I don't know

      Operator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it.

      ??" Can you see that

      ." Caller: " Yes, I think so

    2. #2
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      مشاركة: Have you ever read this story? lol

      Operator: "Great. : Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.

      Caller: "Yes, it is ."

      Operator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into
      ??" the back of it, not just one


      Caller: "No ."

      Operator: "Well, there are . I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."


      Caller: "Okay, here it is ."

      Operator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."

      Caller: "I can't reach !!! ."

      Operator: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??"

      Caller: "No ."

      Operator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??"

      Caller: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark :."

      Operator: "Dark ??"

      Caller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window ."

      Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then ."

      Caller: "I can't ."

      ??" Operator: "No? Why not

      ." Caller: "Because there's a power failure :


      Operator: "A power.. . A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and

      ??" manuals and packing stuff your computer came in
      .

      " Caller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet

      Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then

      ."take it back to the store you bought it from


      ?" Caller: "Really? Is it that bad

      ." Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is

      ??" Caller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them

      Operator: "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer



      Thanks in advance

      and hope U like it :ciao
      :

    3. #3
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      مشاركة: Have you ever read this story? lol


      Hehehehehehe

      Very funny
      It reminds me of myself somehow
      Thnx dude
      ,,,
      ,,,



      Lips Licker
      A Prince Who Wishes To Achieve Great Things
      Must Learn To Deceive


      Niccolo Machiavelli


    4. #4
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      مشاركة: Have you ever read this story? lol

      loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

      Wallahi that was funny
      i was thinking of what might be wrong with the PC
      but thats really stupid of him
      thank u victory for this nice story
      its very amusing
      see u later

      سبحان الله و الحمد لله و لا اله الا الله و الله أكبر
      لا اله الا انت سبحانك اني كنت من الظالمين

    5. #5
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      مشاركة: Have you ever read this story? lol

      looooooooooooooooool

      funny funny

      thanks dude

      keep going

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      Talking مشاركة: Have you ever read this story? lol

      He is a pretty dumb freak
      LOL

      and the operator is really patient I`m sure he has white hair

      مشيب خخخخخخ
      it`s funny

      thanX bro


    7. #7
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      مشاركة: Have you ever read this story? lol

      اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Lips Licker
      Hehehehehehe

      Very funny
      It reminds me of myself somehow
      Thnx dude
      ,,,
      ,,,



      Lips Licker

      thanks for passing by... dude
      اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة المكاويه
      loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

      Wallahi that was funny
      i was thinking of what might be wrong with the PC
      but thats really stupid of him
      thank u victory for this nice story
      its very amusing
      see u later


      thanks Almakaweh for passing

      اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة ezoo_1
      looooooooooooooooool

      funny funny

      thanks dude

      keep going
      thanks dude and take care
      اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة TRY NO RACE
      He is a pretty dumb freak
      LOL

      and the operator is really patient I`m sure he has white hair

      مشيب خخخخخخ
      it`s funny

      thanX bro

      ha ha ha (white hair) I do agree
      Thanks brother and thanks for passing by

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