Have you ever read this story? lol

[Victory's sword]

It's me again

How R U All

I'm here just to ask and make sure that you are Ok

do u believe


ok this is a story from the Word Perfect Helpline, transcribed word for word

I've picked it up to you just to have fun with it

Have a nice stay

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?" Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you

." Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect

??" Operator: "What sort of trouble

."Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away

?"Operator: "Went away

."Caller: "They disappear

?" Operator: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now

." Caller: "Nothing

??" Operator: "Nothing

."Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type

??" Operator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out

?" Caller: "How do I tell

??" Operator: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen

?" Caller: "What's a sea-prompt

?" Operator: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the scree

." Caller: "There isn't any cursor: I told you , it won't accept anything I type

??" Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator

?" Caller: "What's a monitor

Operator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.

??" Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on:

." Caller: "I don't know

Operator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it.

??" Can you see that

." Caller: " Yes, I think so

[Victory's sword]

Operator: "Great. : Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.

Caller: "Yes, it is ."

Operator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into
??" the back of it, not just one

Caller: "No ."

Operator: "Well, there are . I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."


Caller: "Okay, here it is ."

Operator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."

Caller: "I can't reach !!! ."

Operator: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??"

Caller: "No ."

Operator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??"

Caller: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark :."

Operator: "Dark ??"

Caller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window ."

Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then ."

Caller: "I can't ."

??" Operator: "No? Why not

." Caller: "Because there's a power failure :


Operator: "A power.. . A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and

??" manuals and packing stuff your computer came in .

" Caller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet

Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then

."take it back to the store you bought it from

?" Caller: "Really? Is it that bad

." Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is

??" Caller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them

Operator: "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer



Thanks in advance

and hope U like it :ciao

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[Lips Licker]

Hehehehehehe

Very funny
It reminds me of myself somehow
Thnx dude
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Lips Licker

[المكاويه]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Wallahi that was funny
i was thinking of what might be wrong with the PC
but thats really stupid of him
thank u victory for this nice story
its very amusing
see u later

[ezoo_1]

looooooooooooooooool

funny funny

thanks dude

keep going

[TRY NO RACE]

He is a pretty dumb freak
LOL

and the operator is really patient I`m sure he has white hair
مشيب خخخخخخ
it`s funny

thanX bro

[Victory's sword]

Hehehehehehe

Very funny
It reminds me of myself somehow
Thnx dude
,,,
,,,



Lips Licker

thanks for passing by... dude

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Wallahi that was funny
i was thinking of what might be wrong with the PC
but thats really stupid of him
thank u victory for this nice story
its very amusing
see u later

thanks Almakaweh for passing

looooooooooooooooool

funny funny

thanks dude

keep going

thanks dude and take care

He is a pretty dumb freak
LOL

and the operator is really patient I`m sure he has white hair
مشيب خخخخخخ
it`s funny

thanX bro

ha ha ha (white hair) I do agree
Thanks brother and thanks for passing by