I got this off a weekly free newspaper in the country I live in, it's really good!
It had this topic about some signs, which I think you must always remeber:
On Plumber's truck:
'We repair what your husband fixed'
This is actually a play on some American husbands who, if thier sink is broken they try to fix it....and when they 'fix' it....
Pizza Parlor (where pizzas are cooked) motto:
Seven days without pizza makes one weak
In a non-smoking area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action
In an Optometrist's (where you go to check your eyes) Office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place
At a car dealership (where you buy a car):
The best way to get back on your feet-not paying for the car you bought
C Ya!
